NO TORTURE HERE!The truth, silly white folk? Those witnesses and dissidents pulled out THEIR own fingernails. Sad but true.
You see, our secret holiday camps are so blissful and serene that our involuntary guests often confuse it for the Neo-Fascist concept called "Heaven." And, in order to stay in touch with reality, they in fact TORTURE THEMSELVES. It is Zimbabwe's fault for being so accomodating to white people and ingrates, we know they don't deserve it but what do you expect from the greatest humanitarian regime since Mr. Pot's rule of the Cambodia's?
Mugabe treats them with very much kindness at all times.
Torture anyone? What do you think President Mugabe is? English?
Down with corrupting foreign influences! In the glorious name of Marx!
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Præstantia Prævaleat Pretoria Philadelphia
ZAR (1856 - 1902) Gewond Maar Onoorwonne
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Ooo, looky! Three links of juicy goodness:
Only people he has yet to re-educate!
Zanu PF accepts all major credit cards.
VIVA MUGABE!
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Mugabe is king of Zimbabwe! Jobs, food and high life expectancy! All Zimbabwe needs are your bank details!
VIVA MUGABE!
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can. Many say, “We will breathe later.”
And most of them don’t die because they are already dead.
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There's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change
his stare is blank and glassy I am sure he is deranged!
~SaveTheArtists =PortraitPencilArt ~dAportraiteures *blackandwhiteclub
I almost pissed my pants when I saw that RobertMugabe favorited Crisis in Zimbabwe.
Which is why I know that your page is satirical.
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One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
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"Messages can't be intercepted if they aren't sent, can they?" ~ Erwin Rommel
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